Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
together at last
excuse me i have something important 2 add
He’s summoning Satan
or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold
No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
you got it dude!!!
when someone being rude AF but you can’t think of anything to shade them about at the moment…
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?